February 2012
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I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
most-awkward-moments: She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”  I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
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Life goes on.: I don't insult you for being an... →
friendlyatheist: hopeforthesunrise: I know there are religious fanatics out there. I’ve known them; I have some in my family. But they are not the majority - with any religion. Most Christians, Jews, Muslims (yes, I know I’m speaking only for the “Big Three,” but that’s all I’m familiar with) are very nice, very smart, and very … Really? Let’s see: 1) Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his...
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December 2011
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READ THIS.
dreamingofbliss: My exact reaction to this:  How does the son know she was gonna strip him naked…?
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hydr0sphere asked: Your name is Michael and you play Clarinet. Except you're actually good. lol -_- WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON BRO. ntrly, but I thought that was cool :D
Dec 27th
After playing the Nielsen Concerto for the...
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You know youre tired when...
You unknowingly put your top Bb joint on your A bottom joint, then play it for 10minutes wondering why everything is so flat O_o
Dec 21st
Just when you think the Nielsen Concerto ends....
It doesn’t.
Dec 21st
I think it's hilarious
How ligatures are getting smaller and smaller. 2015 — All new anti-gravity ligature! The reed just floats! xD
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Dec 19th
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ASK
1. What's your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What's your favorite animal?
13. What's your favorite television show?
14. What's your favorite movie?
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
16. How old are you?
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
18. What's your sexual orientation?
19. What's your favorite color?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. What is your favorite word?
26. What is your least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. What is your star sign?
30. What are your favorite books?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
49. Are you a virgin?
50. Do you get jealous easily?
51. What is your favorite type of food?
52. Do you ever want to get married?
53. Who was your first kiss with?
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
59. What is your saddest memory?
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
66. Who are you jealous of?
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
68. How long was your longest relationship?
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
72. Are you in a relationship?
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
74. Are you a bad person?
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
83. Who were you in a past life?
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
88. What is your ideal career?
89. What is your political affiliation?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
92. Do you like kissing in public?
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
94. Where would you like to live?
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
96. Describe yourself in one word.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
100. What is the meaning of life?
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